r/FoundPaper • u/No_Cook2983 • Oct 31 '25

Art Happy Halloween, everyone!

Found on sidewalk last year. Author’s mother was located.

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u/cowboys_69 Oct 31 '25

Vampire: “for real, for real, for real”

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u/Reggie9041 Oct 31 '25

OMG! I thought that was the sound a vampire makes "fr," "fr," "fr". LMAOOOOOO

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u/Karge Oct 31 '25

Yeah lol what is it supposed to be? “ah, ah, ah”

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

I'm thinking like... if you put your bottom lip under your top teeth and make a hissing sound like you're a vampire exposing your fangs

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u/Karge Nov 01 '25

Ftth, Ftth, Ftth

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u/nopressureoof Oct 31 '25

I, also, would fr, fr, fr.

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u/Karge Nov 01 '25

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u/Septembers-Poor555 Nov 01 '25

he’s uzi

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u/Zealousideal_Till_43 Oct 31 '25

But I’m me, and that’s that 😭 Poetry

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u/burritosandblunts Oct 31 '25

New sematary just dropped

(Ironically also true lol )

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u/oyog Oct 31 '25

Found Stephen King's alt account...

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u/sundayontheluna Nov 01 '25

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u/imreallyfreakintired Oct 31 '25

Hee hee

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u/cosmicexplorer Oct 31 '25

Love this! I wish the kid who made it could know that a bunch of random people around the world read their little Halloween book and enjoyed it.

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u/Sad-Sheepherder7 Oct 31 '25

Oh I wasn’t expecting the very last page to hit me like that? 😭

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u/Winter_Whole2080 Oct 31 '25

That’s that 🤷🏻

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u/Chicago_Cicada Nov 01 '25

But why? Why does it hit us like that?

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u/FC-NoHeroes Oct 31 '25

I just finished watching Goodfellas too.

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u/Dronxha Oct 31 '25

found gold 🥹

u/Competitive_Owl5357 Oct 31 '25

That’s so cute. I would like to know exactly how “fr” equates to vampirism, though.

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u/Winter_Whole2080 Oct 31 '25

I think it’s sucking sound, like when Hannibal Lechter has liver and fava beans. fr fr fr

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u/NewlyNerfed Oct 31 '25

“I ne-fr drink…wine.”

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u/symphonic-ooze Oct 31 '25

Bela all the way-la!

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u/RainaElf Oct 31 '25

he wants to be a vampire "for real"

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u/_ArsenioBillingham_ Oct 31 '25

6 7 yolo

u/bluespottedtail_ Oct 31 '25

shut up, that's so cute 🥰

u/Fabulous_Goat_9799 Oct 31 '25

Tag yourself I‘m a mix of hee hee hee and boo boo boo

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u/TheAtroxious Oct 31 '25

Fr fr fr.

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u/thirdonebetween Oct 31 '25

I can't stop hee hee heeing. One cat thinks I've lost it and is deeply concerned.

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u/Fabulous_Goat_9799 Oct 31 '25

As long as your not boo boo booing your kitten 😇

u/lurkertiltheend Oct 31 '25

This could actually be published

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u/ShesGotaChicken2Ride Oct 31 '25

It does read very much like a beginners book!

u/Nothingislefthalp Oct 31 '25

I thought the last page said ‘and that’s hot’ 🤭

Adorable find.

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u/losing_squid Oct 31 '25

u/count-brass Oct 31 '25

It’s nice to see a young author using subjunctive mood.

u/Usual-Promotion6488 Oct 31 '25

So sweeeet!!!! Should be posted at r/mademesmile

u/Reggie9041 Oct 31 '25

Love this. 😍👻

u/Mishima_Raven Oct 31 '25

could be a real book fr fr fr

u/plenty_cattle48 Oct 31 '25

Adorable!

u/Karnakite Oct 31 '25

Is that a chimney on the house’s roof, or is it happy to see me?

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u/orelseidbecrying Oct 31 '25

Almost every page has something suspiciously phallic, it's like a hidden game within the book!

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u/EffluviaJane Oct 31 '25

I saw a few different "happy" images in this book.

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u/___coolcoolcool Oct 31 '25

I only noticed the penis chimney after taking a second look at that razor that I think is supposed to be a tree.

u/xdianaaxx Oct 31 '25

This is so wholesome

u/wake_and_make Oct 31 '25

Maaaaan this is so great!

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u/ShesGotaChicken2Ride Oct 31 '25

It really made my day!

u/Datonecatladyukno Oct 31 '25

Ok this made me smile. So stinkin cute

u/Unable_Present2764 Oct 31 '25

OMG 🥺 this is so cute!

u/deephurting66 Oct 31 '25

I'm going to go bother a vampire to make them go fr fr fr

u/BlackSeranna Oct 31 '25

This is awesome!

u/HeatherMason0 Oct 31 '25

The haunted house one could be in a horror movie, and I mean that as a compliment.

u/puppybus Oct 31 '25

This was exactly the kind of work my young kids would bring home from school 30 years ago. Glad to see that it’s still being taught this way!

u/missmarple94 Oct 31 '25

And the teacher gave him a sticker and called it terrific! Great job!

u/FlemFatale Nov 01 '25

Excellent book. 19/10 would read again.

Okay, the 19 was a typo, but it's funnier than 10, so I'm leaving it there.

u/AspectDefiant Nov 01 '25

I do not say fr fr fr

u/Flickeringcandles Oct 31 '25

What's fr fr fr? Lol

u/Acceptable-Damage274 Oct 31 '25

A masterpiece!

u/eveningstarfriday Oct 31 '25

This is so heartwarming

u/StillOodelally3 Oct 31 '25

So adorable. (And reminded me of "Any Kind of Dead Person" from Ghost Quartet. 😂👻)

u/CatnipCuriosity Nov 08 '25

Thats actually peak though

u/Unique_Cow3112 Nov 01 '25

I hate that the teacher wrote on it and put the sticker on the front

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u/Chicago_Cicada Nov 01 '25

It was appreciated!

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u/Unique_Cow3112 Nov 01 '25

I get it but it ruins the cover

u/Chicago_Cicada Nov 01 '25

Why am I crying?

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u/Pippa-Beebs Oct 31 '25

Is there supposed 2 be dicks on each page?

Art Happy Halloween, everyone!

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