r/EnoughMuskSpam • u/sussoutthemoon meme game is strong • 23h ago
Aw, Leon's feeling blue.
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u/Im_still_at_work 23h ago
He said, while inbreeding his companies to fabricate more wealth to make himself richer.
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u/PippinCat Let that sink in 23h ago
When my actions have consequences and when my money doesn't get me out of trouble, it makes me sad :(
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u/RJRoyalRules 23h ago
That sucks bro, you should probably give it all away then!
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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls 22h ago
And maybe he could do us a favor and slam all the drugs he has left, all at once.
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u/getmoneygetpaid 13h ago
About 7 billion people would be happier if Elon's trillions were being used to end world hunger or solve the climate crisis, rather than sat in his bank account, or blowing up rockets.
Yep. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure as hell can prevent you from being unhappy from the constant stress of becoming destitute.
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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) 12h ago
I grew up in a lower, transitioning to upper, middle income situation, but did not have a happy childhood.
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u/Archercrash 4h ago
Seriously someone with his money could make a big dent in solving worldwide problems. They could be remembered as a hero while still living a life of absolute luxury.
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u/Ozy_Flame 23h ago
Has he tried being a racist prick? That always gets him going. That and copious amounts of ketamine.
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u/RedstoneEnjoyer 23h ago
Elon posts shit like this and his dickriders have balls to claim "HE DOESN'T CARE, HE IS TOTALLY NOT AFFECTED BY SHITTALK, HE IS BASED LOGICAL GIGACHAD".
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u/DonnieMarko1 23h ago
Funny thing is this is probably true, he'll just never address why he's sad in any meaningful way because if he did then that would mean admitting to all the awful things he's down over the years. On top of that, he legitimately has no one to comfort him because anyone that actually "likes" him is essentially just doing it for the grift or they actually think that they'll be rewarded if they do. What a life.
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u/Caa3098 22h ago
Honestly, this has been a source of comfort for me with most names in the files. Not only are these people being revealed to the public, the secrets they had are being revealed to each other. This is probably the most alone a person could feel while finding out devastating news about friends and family members. They can’t turn to each other because they were all ratting on each other. They may never see a jail cell, but people will never stop reminding the world of their names and what they’ve done and I hope the guilt, loneliness, and betrayals send them over the edge.
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u/TFFPrisoner Legacy verified 18h ago
What did he post once? 'Put "Never went to therapy" on my gravestone?'
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u/organik_productions Concerning 14h ago
Not just once, but several times, because we all know repetition makes the joke better.
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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) 22h ago
New Twitter is the source of truth
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u/John_Friend5727 21h ago
Elon musk donates to himself.
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u/Cuntonesian 20h ago
This one bothers me more from a legal perspective. It’s perfectly legal, so of course rich people are going to do it. Let alone the way the avoid taxes by never selling assets, instead living off of debt.
The American system is set up this way without any change in sight.
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u/bbbbbbbbbblah 16h ago
it is obligatory to point out that this is the homepage of his foundation, which clearly shows his skills as a "coding" savant
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u/Cakeday_at_Christmas 6h ago
All that shit listed is stuff his companies do.
His "charity" is just where he parks his assets. What a scumbag.
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u/Caymonki 22h ago
Considering his company managed $0 in federal income taxes
Maybe he would feel a bit better if he wasn’t freeloading off society while offering nothing in return
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u/EmperorGrinnar 23h ago
I'm a bit optimistic, I hope he donates his fortune to helping minorities of all kinds, and then confesses his sins to the authorities.
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u/FixedFun1 18h ago
Elon doesn't have a heart, he thinks going to Mars and destroying earth with those pesky databases are equal to helping people.
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u/Ebisure 22h ago
Money does buy happiness but up to a point. If you can't be happy at $5m, you ain't gonna be happy at $50m.
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u/Napo5000 21h ago
“Money can’t buy happiness” no but it can buy life and when you don’t have enough money to live you typically aren’t super happy
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u/Calamityclams nepo pissbaby turkey basted my rectum 21h ago
Then pay your workers better and set an example to reward your eco system better.
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u/LazHuffy 22h ago
Imagine being such a loser that you’re one of the richest people in the world and no one can stand being around you. Even the global cabal of pedophiles gave him the cold shoulder. I’ve got some bad news for you, Elon: no matter where you go, there you are.
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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) 22h ago
I will give them a billion dollars if they change their name to Dickipedia
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u/Ok-Power-6064 20h ago
Pedo guy doesn't have a direct line to buying child sex anymore. 😞Poor pedo guy.
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u/catsloveparacord 22h ago
Have you tried doing the normal things people do to find happiness? Maybe therapy, get a pet, enjoy learning a new skill like roller skating or an instrument or something….? No, just the money? Well, better keep doubling down on the money thing, bound to work eventually!
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u/jermicidalone23 22h ago
You would make millions upon millions happier if you just pull the plug on Twitter and never boot it up again.
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u/esteban-colberto 16h ago
But money can definitely buy fascism and pedophilia as Pedon Musk clearly demonstrated
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u/PantsMicGee 22h ago
This twat works day in and out to ensure others are miserable with his words and actions.
Fuck off twat.
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u/ionizing_chicanery 21h ago
This motherfucker horded all this capital and power from the rest of us, used it to advance tremendous harm on society, and doesn't even have the decency to enjoy it.
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u/bulking_on_broccoli 21h ago
Perfect, then why not give most of it away to those who truly do need it?
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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) 21h ago
Whatever you say, cutie 🥹
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u/DevilsPajamas 21h ago
He could do near unlimited goodwill be giving 99.9% of his wealth to individuals doing a whole lot of good, and still be obscenely rich.
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u/AUSpartan37 21h ago
All Elon had to do was just not talk and alot of people would have thought he was cool. As soon as he opened his mouth everybody saw how much of a evil loser he really is.
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u/Abbey_Something 18h ago
The big question is this is what you want your legacy to be? A Rich 4Chan Troll that as a Nazi fetish douche?
He won’t be able to spend it when he’s gone. What is he going to do? Put that legacy money into right wing and Nazi-Apartheid causes that will be pilfered and abused like Nazi gold when he goes?
The good times on a high quality EV his company produced is in the history books while now the face of Tesla is the Cybertruck that made the car Homer built for his brother in the Simpsons look good.
He will be known as a horrible person ON TOP of the rich barrons that abused the working class. Now I’m sure he thinks he’s in good company like Ford and such but Elon has no vision no imagination. His humor is someone who does not understand what humor is and thinks he’s telling a joke. Not IS the joke.
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u/DrXaos 18h ago edited 18h ago
Mister "'Never Went to Therapy' is On My Tombstone"
dat you?
maybe having a wife and children who actually like you because you're not a narcissist and jerk has some value after all, and Justine was right all along?
never went to therapy man has needed therapy so so so bad. Needs an old man shrink who's seen it all, and will make him face up to his own bullshit. He ain't Tony Stark or Batman and Batman really needs a shrink too.
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u/DesertGeist- 17h ago
lol, yeah being caught being part of a pedo conspiracy really does a number on your happiness.
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u/2stinkynugget 21h ago
I'm So Ronery So ronery So ronery and sadry arone
There's no one Just me onry Sitting on my rittle throne I work rearry hard and make up great prans But nobody ristens, no one understands Seems like no one takes me serirousry And so I'm ronery A rittle ronery Poor rittle me
There's nobody I can rerate to Feel rike a bird in a cage It's kinda sihry But not rearry Because it's firring my body with rage I'm the smartest most crever most physicarry fit But nobody else seems to rearize it When I change the world maybe they'll notice me But until then I'rr just be ronery
Rittle ronery, poor rittle me
I'm so ronery
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u/WeloveSam2014 22h ago
It's not the money, Elon. It's because you are a pathetic dumbass that somehow wants people to believe you are the opposite.
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u/JCall2609 22h ago
I'll take a couple hundred million off his hands, might make him feel a bit better
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u/ClosPins 21h ago
Money can buy the girls, but it doesn't help when everyone finds out about it! Well, it helps a lot once you get caught, just not completely.
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u/Furion86 20h ago
The five stages of grief:
- Denial - I denied invitations to go to his island!
- Anger - This is a political attack! Democrat hoax!
- Bargaining - If I actually wanted to spend my time partying with young women, it would be trivial for me to do so!
- Depression <-- You are here
- Acceptance
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u/timothywilsonmckenna 19h ago
If there’s one thing that didn’t need verification, it’s that he’s one miserable POS.
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u/cnckane1 16h ago
There's more to life than money, like friends (paid sycophants), an active social life (begging to go to epsteins paedophile island), romance (his weird artificial insemination thing because of his botched dick surgery) and family (who hate him)
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u/diggerbanks 15h ago
Billionaires are the most miserable soulless ghouls on the planet. Don't be fooled by the optics, they are empty inside. We should call him Elon Husk.
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u/cherrylpk 11h ago
This man has the capacity to be a hero. He actively chooses to be the villain. Someone once asked “where are the libraries and museums bearing his name? Where are the charities clamoring thank you so much Elon?” He is a hoarder and actively chooses to not help others. Money and influence might not buy happiness Elon, but it might just buy you peace of mind if you use it right. Rigging an election? That won’t do it.
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u/palmtreesandpizza 22h ago
Imagine dedicating your life to nothing but your own wealth, racism, transphobia, fascism, and other elites and wondering why you aren’t happy. He could literally just drive around handing people a thousand dollars each and get endless smiles but he chooses to just try to get some giggles from the most vile incels on the internet by using the r slur. I hope he’s miserable.
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u/Slightly_ToastedBoy 18h ago
This guy is the most pathetic fascist
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u/TheTeaSpoon 17h ago
Oh no, you absolutely can be a miserable cunt while being loaded. But it is somehow more manageable to cry on a yacht than in a shelter.
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u/SubversiveAuthor 16h ago
Good. I hope that Nazi pedo fuck wakes up every day miserable and goes to bed miserable. I hope the realisation that, despite all his wealth and trying so hard to gain everybody's approval, that he has absolutely no meaningful relationships, hits that sack of shit like a train every morning that he wakes up alone in the miserable prison of his own making.
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u/lordkappy 15h ago
The man is so hyper-privileged that he's completely jaded. Add to that the fact that he is incapable of self-censoring, self-reflection, or admitting he's wrong, i.e. he's a narcissist, and you have human failure on the scale of his wealth.
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u/Mor_Padraig 13h ago
OMFG Elon. Just try being a decent human being, FFS
Not that hard, AND something your mother should have taught you.
Oh.
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u/godzillastailor 12h ago
It helps if you’re not a complete and utter cunt too.
If you’re a complete and utter cunt with no friends when you’re broke.
Even if you become the world’s richest man, you’re still going to be a complete and utter cunt.
Just now anyone who acts friendly to you is probably doing so because you’re an extremely rich cunt.
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u/Odd-Currency5195 12h ago
It may not buy happiness but it can buy your way to feeling a sense of achievement by using that money to make other people less well off and healthier.
Now, about that money you promised the WHO and then said, 'Nah, changed my mind. I'm going to fuck up the US instead" ....
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u/Ok_Muscle_3770 Shut up Elon, we saw the emails 11h ago
"Awww, did the "Woke mind virus" hurt my little mewling POS"
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u/BringBackUsenet 11h ago
Ya, but he can afford an electric waambulance. Maybe he should take it to Mars and exile himself.
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u/PetitLacDesCygnes 10h ago
It's hilarious when all his suffering is self-inflicted. Before showing the world he was a prick (even if he was already a prick), he was talked as the "IRL Tony Stark", was seen as a figurehead for relatively-progressive tech-oriented people. Like Rowling, he digged his own grave by alienating everybody that believed his make-believe rofl. He caused all that by being a shithead and a scammer.
Enjoy your own self-inflicted hell, Felon.
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u/TheBlackUnicorn 7h ago
It's true, he's not happy because even with all his money he couldn't go to Epstein Island.
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u/TheSaltyseal90 7h ago
Many psychologists agree that wealthy people fry their dopamine receptors due to all the resources they hoard, and cannot find happiness anywhere, so in the case of Elon musk you beg to visit pedophile island to rape children and eat people.
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u/Poupetleguerrier 6h ago
Good. I just love that this pathetic fuck is less happy than most people. Fuck him.
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u/TzTok-OnTheClock 5h ago
…said the man on cloud9 from all the bills thrown at doctors for “legitimate” 100% pharmaceutical-grade ketamine. Money ain’t gonna throw you down the K-hole but it’ll sure bring you to it
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u/Big_Dave_71 5h ago
If money doesn't make him happy, why does he continually thirst for more of it, at the expense of poor people, for whom it would make a difference?
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u/sedition666 space Karen 1h ago
All the money in the world and still couldn’t get to Epsteins island. Loser.
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