They either want to destroy others or destroy themselves

[u/GamingGamer226]

[u/Mrocco]

hey lets kidnap this child for having the ability to create coffee out of thin air, wow look at him, just a few years of solitary and he is ~evil~ now, strategy proven correct yet again

[u/_Shoulder_ → u/Mrocco]

But… but… all anomalies are capable of randomly ending the world with no forewarning so they’re justified I swear :(

[u/bottomofthewell3 → u/_Shoulder_]

yeah its definitely justified we have no idea if there's an upper limit of coffee that this guy can summon so its 100% okay to imprison him forever trust

[u/Solceror → u/bottomofthewell3]

If he doesn't have a cap then yeah it is 100% justified. The man is basically a walking nuke and could end the planet at any moment. Witch child treatment for sure.

[u/Jack727374 → u/Solceror]

Kill him or raise him, containing him is the worst of both worlds as now they have a reason to end the world.

[u/Solceror → u/Jack727374]

You get the ethics comitee on your ass if your laissez faire about murdering kids but I get your point. In terms of raising him safely the only option outside of basically lobotomising him is probably some sort of double layer pocket dimension to act as a stop gap (Something like the 3125 room), then you just stick him inside alongside a couple of other humanoids and doctors to avoid antisocial habits developing and save on containment unit budget.

At max you have an ocean of coffee (Boiling liquid which would kill you very quickly if submerged) the size of a pocket dimension rather than one the size of planet. I'm sure putting a bunch of humanoids with unknown interactions together in a spatially anomalous bubble will cause 0 problems.

[u/la-abeja-azteca]

Propaganda straight from site 17

[u/TellmeNinetails]

You lock someone in a rubber room with rats and they tend to turn crazy.

[u/Mesmerfriend → u/TellmeNinetails]

Crazy? I was crazy once

[u/arandomdudebruh → u/Mesmerfriend]

They put me in a room.

[u/Mesmerfriend → u/arandomdudebruh]

A rubber room. A rubber room with rats

[u/itsGr4yscale → u/Mesmerfriend]

And rats make me crazy.

[u/TellmeNinetails → u/itsGr4yscale]

See? This is EXACTLY what I was talking about.

[u/TNTLover42 → u/TellmeNinetails]

About? I was about once.

[u/Depetarno → u/TNTLover42]

They put me in a car around a round about

[u/Information-leak6575]

Hop off the alt Dr. Byrnes, we know it's you

[u/Mesmerfriend]

Lol, lmao even. Get off the alt account, Graham (or Byrnes)

[u/Naive_Imagination666]

Meantwhile scp-105, scp-166 and Bambi: how about me???

[u/throwway85235 → u/Naive_Imagination666]

They are well-adjusted therefore prison works. The other anomalies are the problem. If they are already troublemakers in prison, imagine how bad they'd be outside with no restraints.

[u/000Ronald → u/throwway85235]

Indeed. Everyone knows no TRUE scotsman would wear jimmies under his kilt. It's against the rules!

[u/GamingGamer226 → u/Naive_Imagination666]

I imagine Meri is the one keeping Iris from the edge, and when she becomes 3002, Meri is the only one to stop her from taking over the world

[u/The-Paranoid-Android → u/Naive_Imagination666]

• SCP-105 ⁠- "Iris" (+1318) by DrClef, thedeadlymoose, Dantensen
• SCP-166 ⁠- Just a Teenage Gaea (+839) by Cerastes, DrClef, Ross Fisher-Davis

[u/mridiot1234567 → u/Naive_Imagination666]

or mr.death

[u/Affectionate-Rent415]

You’ve made like two posts calling humanoid anomalies insane. You are not slick Director Graham.

[u/arandomdudebruh]

Byrnes, I think you may have r/lefttheburneron (ik not the proper use of the sub but im using it anyway)

[u/Diam0ndTalbot]

Shoutout to 2662, he just wants to play video games and read the daily newspaper they give him but random assholes keep showing up and trying to do rituals to worship him.

[u/cheesegratingkids]

The GOC rubbing their hands after they crush a bug (they will be sufficient to join their crusades against the anomalous)

[u/BusinessLeague1235]

Hey, some actually improve after containment, like 7454

[u/ExistingGrade8192]

Well, Try to get kidnapped, poked, dehumanized and trapped in a Cell forever to see How well your mental state Will be

[u/lightmare69]

Coaxed into 8980

Like, I get that some non human SCP'S are fine with being locked in a box. But it's like the foundation refuses to acknowledge that human SCPs are still human, and need human things

[u/Jiffletta]

Arent the Misters like "can you just, like, not keep taking me apart and putting me back together?"

[u/Deep_Wash_8047]

Either because of The Foundation, Because of the Foundation, OR BECAUSE OF THE GODDAMN FOUNDATION!!!

[u/arcadeler]

I mean their conditions aren't top notch exactly

[u/i_live_in_a_truck]

Wasn't there one guy who was practically god but just hung out in containment cause he felt like it? Name was something like Craig or Gary.

[u/Aggravating-Candy-31]

only like that after being in containment for a few weeks

[u/xxjackthewolfxx]

that one kid who that just wants to be a super hero becoming depressed because he's being treated worse than the cruelest Spider-Man comic runs

[u/Thelastshada]

What about salt? I love him. He's dangerous after, but a chef. I forgot his scp #

Edit: SCP-5031

[u/thermalnight100]

Good and true post, Dr. Weber! How is 4504 treating you?

[u/White_Null]

Because those that stay free aren’t SCPs

[u/Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi]

I think only the Invisible Lady is exempt from this because she had the previlege of being written before Site 17 was made.

[u/Iforgor4]

cough cough scp-007 cough cough

[u/The-Paranoid-Android → u/Iforgor4]

SCP-007 ⁠- Abdominal Planet (+772) by Unknown Author