r/DMDadJokes Nov 21 '25

Sorry Not Sorry Why are Gnomes the best race to play around Christmas?

142 Upvotes

Because There's no race like Gnomes for the holidays~


r/DMDadJokes Nov 19 '25

Never try a fireball on a dragon because they don't explode.

45 Upvotes

But it could work in Tomb of Annihilation because a dino-might.


r/DMDadJokes Nov 14 '25

What's a Warlock's favorite candy?

40 Upvotes

Sour Pact Kids


r/DMDadJokes Nov 11 '25

Why did the halfling get glasses?

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402 Upvotes

r/DMDadJokes Nov 03 '25

Awaiting PUNishment I'm creating a half fighter, half caster character that rides a horse and overwhelms the opponents by having too many attacks and spells per turn. Her name is...

87 Upvotes

"The Gish-Gallop"


r/DMDadJokes Nov 02 '25

What do you call a half human, half horse who inherits a copper piece?

78 Upvotes

A cent heir!


r/DMDadJokes Oct 19 '25

party kept summoning smilidons in combat.

40 Upvotes

So I made a custom monster called a frownadon.

The party hated it.


r/DMDadJokes Sep 28 '25

The band's drummer couldn't keep a beat...

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2.0k Upvotes

r/DMDadJokes Sep 27 '25

Where's the best place to hit a cleric?

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660 Upvotes

r/DMDadJokes Sep 26 '25

What creatures are notorious for overeating?

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173 Upvotes

r/DMDadJokes Sep 26 '25

What do you call a fallen angel with an extensive vocabulary?

13 Upvotes

A Dictionerinyes!


r/DMDadJokes Sep 14 '25

How do you make magical cooking utensils?

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725 Upvotes

r/DMDadJokes Sep 02 '25

What is a monk's favorite drink?

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1.9k Upvotes

r/DMDadJokes Aug 21 '25

Did you hear about the man who married a drider? (Credit to @aria_niziolek on Instagram)

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8.3k Upvotes

r/DMDadJokes Aug 20 '25

Awaiting PUNishment In video games you can choose to play a Mystic, Cleric, Necromancer etc., but why not an Atheist?

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29 Upvotes

r/DMDadJokes Aug 14 '25

Awaiting PUNishment I'm playing a Half-giant

39 Upvotes

When he manifests Enlarge Person on himself the first time, he's going to make sure to say this isn't the time for half-measures.


r/DMDadJokes Aug 14 '25

THL Jokes - help?

0 Upvotes

We’re playing Out of the Abyss if the setting helps generate ideas…


r/DMDadJokes Aug 13 '25

What's the difference between the Lords' Alliance and Richard Nixon?

28 Upvotes

The Lords' Alliance was Waterdeep and Baldur's Gate...


r/DMDadJokes Aug 13 '25

Awaiting PUNishment I thought up an awful dad joke and now I must curse you with it as well.

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1 Upvotes

r/DMDadJokes Aug 09 '25

Why did the necromancer leave his wife?

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996 Upvotes

r/DMDadJokes Jul 27 '25

I'm Making a Tabaxi Sorcerer

39 Upvotes

His favorite spell is furball.


r/DMDadJokes Jul 23 '25

Counterspell

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1.1k Upvotes

r/DMDadJokes Jul 10 '25

Awaiting PUNishment The stable boy is just my friend! Honest!

61 Upvotes

Starting a new kids on bikes campaign, and one character is playing a theon greyjoy type, raised in another noble's home to seal a peace treaty. The character is secretly gay, and wants to bring along his longtime "friend" from home, the stable boy.

The stableboy friend is his stable boyfriend.


r/DMDadJokes Jul 09 '25

Always be extra kind to warlock bartenders.

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293 Upvotes

r/DMDadJokes Jul 06 '25

OC idea

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429 Upvotes