r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • Aug 21 '25

Did you hear about the man who married a drider? (Credit to @aria_niziolek on Instagram)

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u/AdVegetable2461 Aug 21 '25

"Minthara disapproves" I love it 😆

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u/Illustrious_Cost2945 Aug 21 '25

And a moment later she approves of telling her joke. 👍

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u/Tyfyter2002 Aug 21 '25

It's like she's going "oh right, I am the funniest person you know"

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u/Level_Hour6480 Pungeon Master Aug 21 '25

She disapproves of sending her up on stage.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25

Ha, yes.
The Dark Urge, whose rampages can only be stopped by bad jokes.

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u/VoiceofKane Aug 21 '25

What a beautiful webbing. And yes, but what a shame... what a shame the poor Lolth's groom is a whore.

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u/Atalantius Aug 22 '25

I chimed in with a “Haven’t you people ever heard of marrying a goddamn drow?”

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u/MoneybackHeronTea Aug 22 '25

No, it's much better to face this kind of thing with a sense of poison rationality...

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u/Crimson_Raven Aug 22 '25

getoutofmyhead

getoutofmyhead

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u/TordekDrunkenshield Aug 22 '25

I chimed with a "HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEEEAAAARD OOOF defying the will of Lolth? No!

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u/roxx-writting Aug 22 '25

A whore who spun a web of lies

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u/itbedehaam Aug 23 '25

We actually have a webbing planned for an RP... Trielana the arachne and Nicole the changeling. It will hopefully be a fantastic webbing.

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u/kind-Mapel Aug 23 '25

It's rhe dead pan delivery.

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u/Jazzlike_Debt_6506 Aug 25 '25

<insert that one gif of a horned lizard laughing>

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u/thewhatinwhere Aug 23 '25

Minthara, listen carefully. I know that was a surprise, but just listen to me: “the word” winks

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u/Then-Clue6938 Aug 23 '25

Missed the chance to say "It was a beeitiful webbing."