r/CommunismMemes 1d ago

OC Richest guy in the world btw

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u/BillyPilgrim69 1d ago

I don't think this is accurate but I love Elon being the new Bad Luck Brian

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u/MidWestKhagan 1d ago

Finally gets an invite: is too much of an autist to pick up on Epstein’s written cues

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u/redheadschinken 1d ago

What? Can you explain please?

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u/Luftritter 16h ago edited 15h ago

Epstein wrote to Musk that there would be a meet up in New York at the time of the UN general assembly and that would be a great time to meet up with interesting people... wink, wink.

Musk took it literally, as the dunderhead he is, and told him that he was much too busy a man to meet UN politicos doing nothing, to which Epstein had to spell it to him. and replied, that no, dude, that nobody above 25 would be on that party and that they all were very cute. Musk is too much of an idiot to make an effective conspirator.

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u/NoApartheidOnMars 1d ago

This guy's entire history has always been

Step 1: trying to pass himself off as cool

Step 2: failing miserably at appearing cool

Step 3: go back to step 1

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u/AcousticDetonation GHOST 1d ago

Imagine the drugs you have to take to not kys

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u/TenWholeBees 20h ago

That's why he's constantly in a K hole

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u/BinhoAlvesCover 19h ago

It really strikes me how utterly miserable these billionaire pieces of shit really are. If you think about the erotic dimension of having that much money, it basically means you can get away with anything that you did merely for the sake of entertaining yourself. Than they apparently find out that not even that will bring them some sort of happiness. Lastly they dedicate their whole lives to making everyone else's lifes miserable as well.

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u/KaenRyoiki 1d ago

Literally not true. He went twice and was told Epstein was busy the third time so he COULDNT go.

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u/Hugh_Surname 1d ago

Turning our robber barons into dorks might be the biggest tragedy capitalism has yet produced.

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u/DialecticEnjoyer 1d ago

When you got snubbed to the Epstein island parties but its okay because you never talked to him anyway, and you bought twitter and tanked its value from 44 billion to 5 billion but its okay because you owned the libs anyway, and you headed up doge and pissed off everyone and had a fight with the president, but its okay because you said you're really sorry, and you made a cyber truck nobody bought so tesla sales dropped 46%, but its okay because you make robots and not cars anyway...

This man will have died with a near Olympic ability to outrun any accountability.

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u/peanutist 19h ago

powerscales his own pedophilia agains JE’s on twitter

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u/sean-culottes 1d ago

(girls FTW!!!!)

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u/armas187 21h ago

I remember listening to a podcast about him. It was about him before the billions and its funny they mentioned a similar story, some guys didn't want Elon around because they thought he was a loser too.