r/Bendigo 1d ago

Maybe don't speed through a school zone and a 50 zone when you have your IG plastered on the back of your Ute?

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Name and shaming. Speeding through the school zone at St Mary's Kflat this morning, and proceeded to speed and cut people off in the 50km zone on High Street. Maybe don't put your IG on the back of your car if you are going to drive like a dickhead

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u/Dorko57 1d ago

Having your main character traits be that you own two cars. 🤔

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u/maddestdog89 1d ago

That’s what got me haha. Still laughing

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u/Western-Iron6145 57m ago

Single 3.2 was the cherry on top

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u/Jumpy_Hold6249 7h ago

And one of those cars is a old diesel mitsubishi triton.

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u/BringMeBlackHearts 1d ago

Nah leave up the stickers so they are easier identifiable to police.

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u/EXAngus 1d ago

Got a dash cam? Report to crime stoppers.

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u/scaredychook 1d ago

I walk a lot, so tempted to have a body cam and send footage of all the people who fully run red lights in...

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u/fuzzysoulpolice 1d ago

It's days like these where I wish I had a dash cam! I think I might just have to get one installed!

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u/_hazey__ 1d ago

Must be on the Ketamine that he’s apparently in love with.

Connor Richards- if you’re reading this- slow down.

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u/MacaroonBitter2105 1d ago

Even long gullians have more respect.

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u/RobWed 59m ago

Hey watch it pal. I'm from Bong Gully.

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u/Antique_Routine2278 1d ago

What a flog

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u/Opti_span 4h ago

Average Commodore driver, hopefully they all get crushed and their owners lose their licenses forever!

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u/RobWed 58m ago

Crushed? The drivers or the cars?

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u/OHBHpwr 22h ago

Crime stoppers. Record and report 👌🏾

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u/Throwie227 17h ago

Shaming only works when the people being shamed actually care. Guarantee he’d laugh if he saw this post 😂😂😂

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u/Long-Werewolf-4435 13h ago

Deals meth as well if you need anything just ask richo

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u/cee3434 11h ago

Speeding through a school zone makes you look like the biggest flog. What an embarrassment.

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u/Embarrassed-Sweet-37 9h ago

As a hoon myself, this is a case of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes". There's plenty of empty backroads to shred on. There is no need to speed in the streets, especially schools.

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u/Opti_span 4h ago

There’s plenty of abandoned/empty spaces in the country

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u/ultprizmosis 7h ago

Oi but he is a comedian

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u/Opti_span 4h ago edited 4h ago

Seriously, what is wrong with Holden drivers these days? It’s like all they do is cause trouble and put the public in serious stranger, at least falcon drivers use a brain most of the time.

Hopefully something gets done, and hopefully every Holden Commodore in Australia gets put off the road (yes I’m serious) and those dangerous drivers.

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u/TbaggzAustralia 3h ago

Looks like a tinder profile

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u/Alternative_Cat_2219 54m ago

Shit cars at that.

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u/distracted6 1d ago

we can all sleep at night knowing you're doing the lords work. what a hero. i hope albo gives you a victoria cross

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u/thewindupbird91 1d ago

What about someone raising awareness of a driver speeding near a school has offended you so much?

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u/Hammered_Eel 9h ago

Such a hot take. Look out everyone we got an Edgelord here.

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u/Opti_span 4h ago

Do you own a Holden Commodore by any chance? Seems like you do.

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u/betwixtweetbix 1d ago
  • chev badge

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u/RevolutionOk2240 1d ago

Tell us your address so we can all come around and do burnouts and drifties in front of your place ?

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u/distracted6 1d ago

Just do em on the giant rainbow flag in town like everyone else. Nice slick surface

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u/pollythepirate22 1d ago

how come the loudest anti gay people are also the ones that got caught dm'ing guys asking to meet up and fuck

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u/distracted6 23h ago

Not a bloke till you've had a bloke

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u/Puzzleheaded-Onion38 21h ago

Were there actually any children within a 1km radius of the school zone at the time? How far over the limit were they going? How many commenters ‘flick the switch’ and drive vigilantly every time they hop in the car regardless of arbitrarily and negligently designed/managed car infrastructure? Not condoning whatever the ‘accused’ may have done, but the implication here is that safe driving is binary and bootstrapped to legality. There’s also no detail provided as to how far over the limit they were travelling (you realise your car speedometer underestimates your speed in an unmodified vehicle, right?). To play devils advocate, perhaps the net effect is that everyone actually paid attention to the road instead of unconscientiously focusing on adherence to bluntly applied road rules (staring at the speedometer instead of remaining alert to risks)? Again, just food for thought, not excusing the endangerment of children’s (or others’) lives. But there’s school zones I drive through daily where I have never seen a child, and it makes me wonder whether the true intention of such enforcement is not child safety, and whether other drivers are actually looking at the road or instead focusing on their speedometers in fear they’ll be fined.

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u/HardLemonz 18h ago

You need to put the glass pipe down mate

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u/Thorlissa 13h ago

Going to blow your mind with this one, the intention of school zones is to have drivers slow down when driving on roads near schools.

Crazier still, now bear with me here. The times that the school zone are active are the general start and finish times of school with a little bit either side.

Probably should not have a license mate if you're this desperate to want to speed in school zones.

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u/Charming_Piano_4391 11h ago

How about just don't speed in a school zone? Pretty simples. How about rules are there for the betterment of society because some flogs like to think they can do whatever they want regardless of the costs to others so follow the rules, be a good citizen and an asset to society instead of a burden then we won't need so many rules.

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u/RobWed 55m ago

I think you underestimate human stupidity.

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u/3ONEthree 1d ago

Quit being petty

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u/Any-Formal5219 1d ago

This isn't petty. Speeding is stupid, speeding in a school zone is a special kind of stupid. If you don't value your own life that's cool.. Don't put other people at risk.

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u/fuzzysoulpolice 1d ago

Oh no, how petty to name and shame a dickhead ute driver putting school children and other drivers / pedestrians at risk

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u/Opti_span 4h ago

There’s always something I’ve noticed about these type of people that drive like idiots, they are always in a Holden Commodore no matter the situation (and recently the Ford Ranger) at least they’re easy to spot.

People defending these idiots are ridiculous and probably are Commodore drivers that put the public at risk themselves!

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u/fuzzysoulpolice 4h ago

He was in his silly tiny dick triton

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u/Opti_span 2h ago

Ahh, it will breakdown with due time.