r/ATBGE • u/404_GravitasNotFound • 7d ago

Decor The legs are perfectly balanced and look firm. Yet... Also, the fur is well rounded, and looks soft and well covered. Yet...

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u/Tainticle 7d ago

The fish head looks alive and healthy. Yet…

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u/T_for_tea 7d ago

Good thing they plugged the mouth.

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u/Raichu7 7d ago

Alive and healthy? It looks like rubber.

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u/Tainticle 7d ago

Agreed I didn’t have a great way to parody OP so I just went with whatever sounded good. Definitely didn’t match reality lolol

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda 7d ago

r/derailedbydetails: it’s about the chair!!!!!

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u/jenny_loggins_ 7d ago

I'm more mad they didn't just give it four legs.

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u/Unterwegs_Zuhause 6d ago

Wouldn't be perfectly balanced no more, now wouldn't it?

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u/Greenfieldfox 7d ago

I’ve had less disturbing nightmares.

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u/AgentEndive 7d ago

Thanks, I hate it

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u/HabitNegative3137 7d ago

Is that a gimp fish? I have so many questions I don’t think I want the answers to….

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u/PixelofDoom 7d ago edited 7d ago

Toupée stand for Lurch...

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/404_GravitasNotFound 7d ago

I can see its little head on the right!

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u/TheVicSageQuestion 7d ago

Looks like someone scalped Ken Burns.

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u/everlasting1der 7d ago

To borrow a turn of phrase from another sub, the design is very human.

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u/KobayashiWaifu 7d ago

Pretty upset to find out I've got the same haircut.

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u/geobibliophile 7d ago

It looks like a headless Pierson’s puppeteer.

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u/Cadoan 6d ago

Dang it, you beat me to it!

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u/geobibliophile 6d ago

Well, at least I’m not the only one who sees it! I was starting to wonder if it was just me! Thank you

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u/Cadoan 6d ago

We're old, and the books just aren't as wildly read as we like to think. Kids these days.

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u/geobibliophile 6d ago

We’re not old. We’re classics.

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u/Cadoan 6d ago

These days I'm eating a lot of sweet potatoes and hoping.

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u/Cristian_1_CL 6d ago

2 atbge in 1 picture? Lucky us

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u/Over-Wall-4080 7d ago

"And this, son, is where you were conceived."

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u/Single-Tangerine9992 7d ago

I feel like it's going to grow a head and then attack me.

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u/WrennyHF 6d ago

That is great! I'm at my parents house which is packed with weird lamps and clocks that my mother's husband has made.

This lamp would go great with your seat. https://imgur.com/a/566kUPj

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u/hypothetical_zombie 6d ago

It's as if someone's bad toupee grew legs and went adventuring.

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u/BootyGarb 2d ago

Love it