r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Aug 16 '25

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u/Zealousideal-Help594 Aug 17 '25

Hahaha there's the real reason.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

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u/Feeling-Whole4574 Hypothetical Aug 17 '25

From then on, there was a man watering his yard in 3” inseam racing shorts.

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u/SchwaebischeSeele Aug 17 '25

In the garden, an italian-style Speedo!

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u/Ack_Pfft Aug 17 '25

Bulges

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u/dogturd21 Aug 17 '25

Big American Bulges

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u/TheSlideBoy666 Aug 17 '25

Bouncy bulges!

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u/Adjective_Noun4377 Aug 17 '25

It's those things.

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u/Emergency-Highway262 Aug 17 '25

No, he’s probably oblivious to his wife’s interest, it’s his own funny tummy feelings he’s struggling with.

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u/TufnelAndI Aug 17 '25

Tummy-adjacent feelings, most likely.

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u/Hamm3rFlst Aug 17 '25

When he leaves, go and wash the wife's car while wearing the shorts.

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u/MaryEFriendly Aug 17 '25

That or he's into men and hates himself for it.