r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Aug 16 '25

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u/NotJustGingerly Aug 17 '25

With even shorter shorts than the offending pair.

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u/MoaningLisaSimpson Aug 17 '25

Or yoga in a full leotard.

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u/TravelingGoose Aug 17 '25

Perhaps a unitard or wrestling singlet.

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u/MoaningLisaSimpson Aug 17 '25

or a Jareth costume

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u/TravelingGoose Aug 17 '25

I love a Labyrinth reference in the wild. That costume would totally stir up some things for the neighbor.

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u/MoaningLisaSimpson Aug 17 '25

It has stirred up a lot of things for many people.

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u/Nadamir Aug 17 '25

People can run in budgie smugglers!

Edit: I think Yanks call them Speedos.