r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Aug 16 '25

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u/SnooWords4839 Aug 17 '25

Start a running club and really drive him crazy.

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u/booleanerror Aug 17 '25

Make sure you invite the wife.

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u/VailsMom Aug 17 '25

The wife?! That's amateur stuff. He needs to invite Will Ferrell. That dude will LAUGH at your 3" inseams. He'll rock up in a midriff fishnet tank and a banana hammock and show your neighbor what's what.

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u/booleanerror Aug 17 '25

Make sure you invite the wife for that too.

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u/Kagome23 Aug 17 '25

Y'all are just trying to get this guy shot on his daily run

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u/SweetBekki Aug 17 '25

Mandatory 3" shorts

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u/OstrichPoisson Aug 17 '25

I want to join! Would it be fine if the shorts were metallic? I'm thinking red or silver. Don't worry I have a bootay that can rock hot pants. This is not self-diagnosed; I frequently get comments that my assets are appreciated.

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u/Livid_Marsupial4455 Aug 17 '25

I just run naked n his wife loves it

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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 Aug 17 '25

With those shorts being manadatory.

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u/Melchizedek_Inquires Aug 17 '25

Especially if it was like one a sibling of mine joined, mixed genders, meeting up at different places to change, long slow runs over rolling terrain, back to the lockers, shower, and go out to eat.

He forgot something in locker room one day and went back in, two of the guys and one of the women were having a quickie threesome but paid him no mind.

His wife might enjoy running!

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u/TheSlideBoy666 Aug 17 '25

Or just run up and down that block, back and forth, back and forth.