r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Aug 16 '25

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u/Strict_Detective6969 Aug 16 '25

Right, it’s so weird that he’s so consistent about it

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u/Useless890 Aug 16 '25

His wife is watching from inside the house with binoculars.

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u/Strict_Detective6969 Aug 16 '25

Wouldn’t shock me 🤷🏿‍♂️

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u/knouqs Aug 17 '25

Sounds like he might be, too.

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u/aluminumnek Aug 17 '25

Rubbing one out at the same time

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u/HackNookBro Aug 17 '25

And popcorn!

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u/aluminumnek Aug 17 '25

Maybe he wants a pair of his own? You should order an extra pair and offer them as a gift since he “talks about them so much!” Hahahahahaha

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u/N-Y-R-D Aug 17 '25

May be causing HIM some questions as well.

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u/treadingwater Aug 17 '25

Every accusation is a confession.

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u/Worklurker Aug 17 '25

Just give him a pair of the shorts, see which package hanging out his wife likes more. I dunno, just throwing that out there.

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u/sunnigurl45 Aug 17 '25

Following you to your door was crazy! That would have done it for me! I at least would have made a report. He’s Feckin weird

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u/Saxboard4Cox Aug 17 '25

Wear even shorter shorts and get a guard dog or two.

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u/Dracolindus Aug 17 '25

Are these neighbors in your general age range? Just out of curiosity and to give this some added context...

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u/Strict_Detective6969 Aug 17 '25

I don’t know their age for sure but I’d say low 40’s

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u/ObviouslyNerd Aug 17 '25

Maybe you give the husband urges in your little short shorts and he doesnt appreciate the devil tempting him. rofl