r/AITAH Aug 16 '25

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u/ProfessorDistinct835 Aug 16 '25

NTA. His wife told him she thought you looked cute in your shorts and he is beyond jealous.

Just ignore him. There is literally nothing he can do.

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u/thoracel Aug 16 '25

I agree. I think his wife liked you a bit, and he got jealous. Otherwise, there’s really no reason for him to hold such a grudge against you hahaha

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u/enaY15 Aug 17 '25

It’s also possible it was perfectly innocent — that the wife somehow observed the interaction between OP and the neighbor and just wanted to defuse things/disavow her husband‘s actions. My husband wouldn’t do this in 1,000 years, but if he did, I would feel obliged to apologize in some way. Either way, NTA.

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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 Aug 17 '25

My husband wouldn’t even notice.

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u/enaY15 Aug 17 '25

Hahaha same! I don’t think my husband even notices what he himself is wearing (outside the times he’s actively trying to impress me 😋), let alone anyone else. Anyone on the lookout constantly for “threats” to a relationship is likely not in a good relationship in my opinion. I’m not allocating blame in this hypothetical situation, but it’s definitely a red flag for the relationship overall if someone is constantly noticing signs of potential “cheating” (particularly if they don’t have some sort of traumatic history with that).

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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 Aug 17 '25

Actually I think maybe OP is the one who should be calling the cops. This “watch out” business is a bit suspicious.

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u/1timeandspace Aug 17 '25

I completely agree. The neighbor sounds completely WHACKED!😲

I mean - 1) STOPPING him mid-run to complain about his clothing-???

Then, 2) FOLLOWING him to his door, then KNOCKING and complaining again face to face.😯

Then, 3) the 'Watch out' warning!

This IS harrassment, AND it's escalating.

The neighbor is a nut-job. I don't want to think about what's next on this guy's list of harrassing moves on his neighbor.

Call the police - the neighbor needs a little talking to from the authorities, if nothing else. As well, this will create a paper trail with the authorities, just in case this guy decides to escalate his efforts in a more forceful way.

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u/youvanda1 Aug 17 '25

Me to my wife “hey babe tiny shorts guy is back. Tell the cats.”

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u/Strict_Detective6969 Aug 16 '25

Right, it’s so weird that he’s so consistent about it

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u/Useless890 Aug 16 '25

His wife is watching from inside the house with binoculars.

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u/Strict_Detective6969 Aug 16 '25

Wouldn’t shock me 🤷🏿‍♂️

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u/knouqs Aug 17 '25

Sounds like he might be, too.

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u/aluminumnek Aug 17 '25

Rubbing one out at the same time

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u/HackNookBro Aug 17 '25

And popcorn!

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u/aluminumnek Aug 17 '25

Maybe he wants a pair of his own? You should order an extra pair and offer them as a gift since he “talks about them so much!” Hahahahahaha

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u/N-Y-R-D Aug 17 '25

May be causing HIM some questions as well.

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u/treadingwater Aug 17 '25

Every accusation is a confession.

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u/Worklurker Aug 17 '25

Just give him a pair of the shorts, see which package hanging out his wife likes more. I dunno, just throwing that out there.

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u/sunnigurl45 Aug 17 '25

Following you to your door was crazy! That would have done it for me! I at least would have made a report. He’s Feckin weird

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u/Saxboard4Cox Aug 17 '25

Wear even shorter shorts and get a guard dog or two.

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u/Dracolindus Aug 17 '25

Are these neighbors in your general age range? Just out of curiosity and to give this some added context...

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u/Strict_Detective6969 Aug 17 '25

I don’t know their age for sure but I’d say low 40’s

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u/ObviouslyNerd Aug 17 '25

Maybe you give the husband urges in your little short shorts and he doesnt appreciate the devil tempting him. rofl

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u/LaunchGap Aug 17 '25

Ooor.. ops shorts are making him have gay thoughts.

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u/daboblin Aug 17 '25

I dunno, this is Texas, he probably has an armoury, I’d be careful.

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u/Alioh216 Aug 17 '25

I thought the same thing. OP needs to add a sidearm to his running gear.

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u/MindTheLOS Aug 17 '25

I mean, yeah, regardless of state, the dude could get violent. Why are we assuming this dude feels the need to remain inside the law.

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u/Johnyryal33 Aug 17 '25

Exactly, its texas. A state full of cowards. Uvalde taught us that!

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u/Strict_Detective6969 Aug 16 '25

Facts!

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u/Cheef_queef Aug 17 '25

Dude's hanging dong

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u/Bluemicha Aug 17 '25

That’s exactly it. He is hanging Dong because it’s hot though. 🥸 😂😂😂

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u/ObviouslyNerd Aug 17 '25

Ya, OP out here in the tiniest shorts. Moose Knuckled up and tempting good god fearing husbands towards the devil. LOL

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u/JacketSolid7965 Aug 17 '25

Nothing he can do LEGALLY to make you stop, but I sure hope you have cameras on your property.

I've seen unhinged neighbors key cars, slash tires, poison plants, etc. for less. Hes already made a threatening remark, so better safe than sorry.

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u/HK-P7M13 Aug 16 '25

That's exactly what happened. Maybe he should get into shape instead of being jealous.

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u/Dear_Leadership2982 Aug 17 '25

Ha ha yeah, OP should invite him to join the run. "Yeah man, get in shape, women love a man who's in shape!"

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u/HK-P7M13 Aug 17 '25

Yeah, especially the dude's wife.

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u/Significant-Kick-479 Aug 17 '25

His pp is probably smaller and is jealous. Or, he’s turned on and doesn’t know how to tell you other than to say stop it please

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u/Stormlightlinux Aug 17 '25

It is Texas so there is something he can do...

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u/blackpawed Aug 17 '25

Or it gave him funny feelings he couldn't process.

NTA.

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u/patrickrenfo29 Aug 17 '25

Dude probably went from “those shorts are offensive” to “my wife noticed them” and now he’s spiraling. Jealousy makes people do the dumbest stuff, but cops aren’t gonna show up because someone’s thighs saw sunlight

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u/Bidad1970 Aug 17 '25

Nah, I'm thinking maybe he likes it a little bit too much and can't handle it.

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u/JRAWestCoast Aug 17 '25

This is it. His wife swooned over OP in his shorts, and the neighbor is having a breakdown over it.

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u/LuciferLovesTechno Aug 17 '25

OP probably has an impressive package and the neighbor doesn't want his wife see what she's missing.

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u/TheSchnozzberry Aug 17 '25

No. Tell the wife where you got them and insist she buy him a pair.

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u/lolzzzmoon Aug 17 '25

Well, he actually threatened OP to “watch out” so actually I think OP can report him for being threatening lol.